Welcome to another edition of your favorite Thursday series, Thursday's with Uncle Boom! Oh, wait. Huh... erm, wrong card. Okay, here we go. I meant your other favorite series, ColorChallenge - ThursdayGreen. Hmm... something seems wrong. Hold on, ah! What I meant was, welcome to another Tweets Things I Used To Do! Yeah, there we go. It's been a while so I'm a bit rusty.
Before you say anything, yes I have changed my covers to transparent because of the whole night mode thing. Sheesh.
I'll keep it short
With Zappl on the rise, 
A brief history
Way before Steemit, I used Twitter a lot. In fact, some might consider me a celebrity there. I had a whopping 400 followers! Such wow, right!? I'm surprised I'm giving you people the time of day. Really though, I'm on a whole other level than those pathetic people with only 300 followers. Pft! You can read more of my Twitter history here and here. You're welcome.
I threw out one-liners left and right, made flash fiction stories, posted pictures and all that stuff. Twitter became a playground of limitless possibilities. Until it didn't.
Nowadays, writing something less than 500 words is rare for me. Over the years, I had lost that micro-post magic. With the attention of humans being less than that of a goldfish, I figure going the short route would be worth a shot.
Let me be blunt
I won't create a separate account since the current account I'm using doesn't make a lot anyway. Also, I won't be doing anything to rape the rewards pool.
Now, on to the subject matter at hand. There are these things I used to tweet called #portmantuesdays every Tuesdays that eventually turned to #amalgamondays every, you guessed it, Mondays. As their name suggests, the tweets consisted of portmanteaus or amalgamated words squished together to form a brand new word.
Why am I babbling on about it, allow me to paste some of the past tweets:
Emphasis on some, because I'm reserving some others to repost here.
Yes, I'm lazy like that.
I don't have a monopoly on this though. If you think of some and you want to post it, be my guest. No need to RSVP or anything. If you feel like giving me credit for it, then it's very much appreciated. Anything that boosts my credit score I'm all for. If you feel like being a douche about it and claiming that it's an original idea of yours, I won't fault you for it. Although, I will call you a douche for the remainder of your existence, which is something you shouldn't fault me for as well.
Let's unify it though to help it rise up the ranks. I was thinking PortmanTuesdays would be better, mainly because the numbers show there are more users online during that day. What do you guys think? Let me know your thoughts in the comments section.
Anyway, yeah. Way to keep it short, huh? I'm quite confident that I'll be able to fit thoughts like this in a single Zap. I have no doubt.
One last thing
To anyone who has doubts that I'm a Minnow, 
Is there no room is the Steemit sea for an old minnow like me? We'll see, we'll see.
Let's keep 
as a Top 20 STEEM witness, shall we? :D
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