Why are you sticking that thing in my face again, silly human? Although I like sleeping on your work desk and I am a pretty good typist, I get uncomfortable when you touch me, even though I kind of like being scratched behind my ears. If you keep it up any longer, I will have to leave my favourite sleeping place for a while and it will be all your fault.
And don't even think about trying to make me take any pills or I will just disappear for a while again.
Miss P is having stomach troubles again. I don't want to drag her off to the vet and the vet agrees that it's likely that we won't find anything conclusive either. So about the only thing I can do when she stops eating and vomits more often is give her canned food with a little bit of slippery elm bark powder mixed in and hope that that will settle her stomach. It's hard living with a wild creature when they are unwell and there is very little that you can do to help them feel better.