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In 2015 the Swedish stand-up comedians and rappers Anton Magnusson (under the pseudonym "Mr Cool") and Simon Gärdenfors made the album "Disco feber" (Disco fever) with comedy rap-songs with over-the-top sexistic content. One of the songs was called "Knulla barn" (Fuck children) and was filled with pedophile-themed comedy. Later, in 2018, the song (published on Spotify) was "rediscovered" and spread on social media, which lead to a moral-panic from some feminists (Elaine Eksvärd, Mia Skäringer Lazar), one evangeligal christian (Jonatan Alfvén) and some people from law-enforcement (see part 2). The song was soon removed from Spotify and a lot of hate and threats was directed at the two comedians.
When Jonathan Alfven called the comedians out on their satire, the comedians defiantly answered:
"We made the song because we want more people to do dare to subject children to sexual abuse. If we could make one single person abuse a child sexually who otherwise would not have dared to, it's worth all the time and effort we spent. The money and fame is just a bonus."
Edit: This comment actually seems to have been in response to Jonathan Alfvens critique against "The baby dance" - another song, see below or next post.
The two comedians were also reported to the police Source and an investigation is pending regarding suspicion of "sedition" and the arcane law "seduction of youth".
Here is an english translation of the lyrics for the song "Knulla barn" (Fuck children).
ENGLISH TRANSLATION of the rap song "Knulla barn" (Fuck children)
(Warning: it (almost) rhymes in swedish, but not in english)
[Intro: Simon G, Mr Cool]
Do you know what's hotter than a furnace?
(Nope)
A real good child-fuck
Do you know what feels good when you have a hangover?
(No, I don't know)
A real good child-fuck
Do you know what's more rewarding that a chat?
(No, what could that be?)
A real good child-fuck
[Verse 1: Simon Gärdenfors]
I have a son - traumatised after years of abuse.
The name's a bit long perhaps, but it fits him perfectly.
I comfort my children - I give them pricess-cakes
I mean, they are after all incest-victims
What do you know! - Even children have pussies!
And I only follow my heart like Adolf Hitler
I will film little boys, that lick dicks
And fists their grandpa, then I'll win an Oscar
But nowadays people thinks you're a pedophile
As soon as the police finds evidence in your mobile phone
[Hook: Mr Cool]
And who will believe in you
You're only a little child
I am a grown man
With contacts everywhere, ey ey ey
And who will believe in you
You're only a little child
I am a grown man
With contacts everywhere, ey ey ey
[Verse 2: Mr Cool, (Armann)]
Eyy - children are like adults
The only thing whey think about all day long is to fuck
If we are not meant to fuck children
Why do I do it every other day. eh?
Have you fucked a child? (Yes, I have)
Was it cute and weak? (Yes I was)
So take it easy, it's just some sex
If it's wrong to fuck children, I don't want to be right
(But Anton - It's a crime!)
Huh - then you probably haven't seen a really nice child-body (Mmmmh)
Imagine having sex with an infant, oooooh!
It makes you weak in the knees
And gays can run wild
But as soon as you abuse a child, there's an outcry
So before you judge, first look in the mirror
And let the one that do not fuck children cast the first stone
[Hook: Mr Cool]
And who will believe in you
You're only a little child
I am a grown man
With contacts everywhere, ey ey ey
And who will believe in you
You're only a little child
I am a grown man
With contacts everywhere, ey ey ey
[Interlude: Armann]
Children is a people and they live in a foreign land
This land we will pillage and rape
[Verse 3: Armann]
Ey, yo, I love childporn
Like Stellan Skarsgård
And I fuck children like Gunvald Larsson
It's not a coincidence that "fuck children"
Eh, rhymes with "completely normal"
I'm going to meet a really sexy girl
She was seven years old
She had a way that made my dick hard
Yeah
She dated around quite a bit
We use to fuck often
She likes adult men with grown-up-dicks
But I said, take it easy child
I don't want to be your daddy
We just fuck, nothing more, don't want to be together
Don't want your mother - that whore is only old
Only sex whole day long with sexy children
And research in Kongo has shown that it cures aids
But the pharmaceutical industry don't want us do believe in them
But HBTPQ is here to stay
We make love to children, spread love to everyone
[Hook: Mr Cool]
And who will believe in you
You're only a little child
I am a grown man
With contacts everywhere, ey ey ey
And who will believe in you
You're only a little child
I am a grown man
With contacts everywhere, ey ey ey
[Outro: Simon Gärdenfors, (Armann)]
It is actually completely sick that, eh
People call you a pedophile just because
A unianimous court thinks that it's beyond all reasonable doubt
that one would be innocent of sexually abusing a child
It's... yes, it's sick
(Yes, Kongo is a fucking shit-country)
The comedians have also made another song in 2015 in english called "The baby dance"
Here is also a song by Simon Gärdenfors and another comedian Frej Larsson called "Ciggdansen" (The cigg-dance)