Dear diary,
Zara showed my efforts at laundry - I turned everything pink.
Zaid’s really unhappy with his newly laundered pink underwear, purple pyjamas ( they were blue) and mauve shorts
“ Colour is nothing but an illusion,” I begin
The kids walked away
“I tried” I wailed after the kids
Zaid turned around and glared.
( bedroom doors shut)
Zara sent me a text. Apparently we need to talk about getting help