Nice piece of research. This is the single most use useful and theologically correct post you have ever made - a very valuable compilation of relevant Scripture.
The only error is your belief that your access to Heaven is permanently denied. It's never too late to turn around as long as you have one conscious thought left.
As to sending you money, you have already achieved a commendable freedom from it. It just wouldn't be right to cause your addiction to something from which the rest of us are still struggling to escape. :P
RE: Hey christians! You may give me all your money