Er-Mao is a clever cat. If you don't know who is Er-Mao, Please read "Pets in our family" series #1 #2
Although he is not as beautiful as a Persian cat with big eyes, but he is so smart to entertain us all the time.
He has some facial expressions that give me the illusion of having a three year old kid.
Just because he always has funny reaction, My husband Mike likes to make fun of him.
二毛是隻滿腦子小心思的貓咪，不知道二毛是那號人物的朋友，請去看我之前的長毛家的毛寶貝系列 #1 #2
他長得雖然比不上濃眉大眼的波斯貓美女（用濃眉大眼形容貓好像怪怪的，貓有眉毛嗎？
）可是咱勝在聰明搞笑，懂得取悅老爸老媽。
二毛常有一些表情動作，讓我有養了一個三歲小屁孩的錯覺。
正因為二毛古靈精怪，長毛爸很愛捉弄他。
Er-Mao loves cheese. His nose is sensitive like radar. When we take out cheese from the refrigerator, he will run out right away wherever he is.
Then meow with his girl like voice and wander around us.
Talking about "girl like", Er-Mao definitely doesn't look like male. He is timid like a rat. (It's a Chinese idiom. I don't if you say that in English too)
He is small and skinny like a female shape. His voice sounds like a kitten. I always think he must be female in his previous existence.
Sometimes I will forget he is male and call him "my little princess". (Don't feel I am strange, people always talk to their pets with different brain and voice. Raise your hand if you agree~)
二毛很愛吃起司，也不知道他是鼻子靈還是跟我們有心電感應，每次只要從冰箱拿出起司，不論他在任何地方一定立刻衝出來，扯著他娘炮極了的嗓音，在我們旁邊繞過來轉過去。
說到娘炮這回事，這小傢伙真的從頭到腳沒有任何一點看起來像隻公貓。膽小如鼠不說，身材嬌小弱不禁風無一點男子氣慨，嬌聲細語彷彿隨時都在發嗲，害我常常脫口而出叫他妹妹或小公主。（不要覺得我奇怪，毛小孩的主人在跟他們講話的時候，腦袋是另一個邏輯，聲音是另一個聲帶。同意的舉手～）
Let's come back to cheese.
Mike loves to see Er-Mao's funny reaction every time he makes fun of him. I also enjoy watching dad and son's interaction because it always make me laugh.
好像越扯越遠了，說回正題。（跳～）
長毛爸每次看到二毛被整的反應，總笑得得意非凡。Teresa其實也蠻愛看二毛被整，因為這兩父子的互動著實有趣得緊。
Poor Er-Mao, He must think he was picked up from the garbage can. Actually, I adopted Er-Mao from a person who rescue cats from animal shelter. I mentioned it in my introduction post.
可憐的二毛，有這種老父已經夠慘了，還有一個在旁看熱鬧的老母，難道是垃圾桶撿來的？（呵～我真是入戲太深了，二毛本來就是領養來的）
我在我的自我介紹有提過喔，還沒看過的可以去看一看。
But Er-Mao seems enjoy playing with daddy. No matter how Mike make fun of him, he is happy as long as we accompany with him and keep eyes on him.
不過說也奇怪，二毛似乎也樂得被老爸玩弄，對他來說，把拔馬麻的陪伴是世間第一要事，管他怎麼被捉弄，只要我們的目光在他身上，他就萬事足了。
This day, Mike takes the cheese to feed Er-Mao.
He puts a small piece of cheese on the edge of table. Er-Mao try his best to get reach with his "hand".
Oh! Mike always says: 「HE HAS NO HAND!!!」 every time I say that.
這天長毛爸拿出二毛最愛吃的起司，打算好好戲弄他一番。
他剝了一小塊放在電腦桌的邊櫃，二毛立刻發揮雙手萬能的精神，挺腰縮臀用後腿站起來，伸出手拼命撈。
喔～我每次這麼說，長毛爸都要糾正我：他-沒-有-手!!!
I like to watch Er-Mao trying to get the cheese because he looks so silly and so cute.
The problem is, He doesn't get the cheese because he sweep off the cheese and the cheese fall off to the garbage bag.
So Mike put another piece of cheese. Then the same thing happened again.
The third time, I begin to feel so sorry to Er-Mao.
He is trying so hard to get the cheese, then the cheese falls off to the garbage bag AGAIN!!!
Then...... please watch the video.
I intend to shoot the cute Er-Mao, unexpectedly shoot the crashed mom......
(Please be sure to turn on the voice)
二毛用手拼命撈的傻樣實在可愛，所以我在旁邊看得樂不可支。
問題是，他撈了半天沒撈起來，起司掉下邊櫃，不偏不倚的掉進掛在下面的垃圾袋。
於是長毛爸又放了一塊，二毛繼續發揮懈而不捨的精神繼續撈，結果..... 下場依舊沒有改變。
我本來在旁邊看得很開心，越看越不對勁，這簡直就是對二毛慘無人道的折磨～
到了第三次，起司再度掉進垃圾袋。於是 .......
大家還是看一下影片吧，本來想拍二毛可愛的模樣，最後卻拍到抓狂的貓女
(一定要開聲音喔～）
如果你喜歡二毛的小故事，或者想跟我分享家裡的小寵物，歡迎留言跟我聊天，我們下次見！
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