Happy Tuesday Steemit babes 👶 ! 3 more days till Friday! Hang in there!!
我的Steemit 寶寶👶,大家好,今天才週二,還有三天才週五,大家要加油啊~
Today Swag Princess is going to teach you .................
今天我會教大家如何令男人注意你,當然是搞笑版本,別打我!
Tip 1: Drop your name cards at train stations 😛
Effectiveness: 1000% given the crowd during the rush hour
Warning: Some people might step on your name cards LOL
Successful Outcome: A few good looking gentlemen will pick up your name card and pass them to you and say “Hey, is this your name card? I also work in Central and my name is Daniel Wu. Nice to meet you. May I have your whatsapp?”
方法一:假裝在地鐵站上扔掉你大量的卡片,記得卡片是印有你的名字! 😛
功效:1000% 尤其是在人流最多的中環站
警告:你要破費印卡片
成功結果:有些紳士會撿起你的名片,然後交給你,說:『這是你的名片嗎?我也在中環上班,我叫吳彥祖,很高興認識你。』 LOL
Tip 2: Pretend to fall onto the ground in front of your crush LOL
Effectiveness: 100% if your crush is a decent guy LOL
Warning: He might ignore you LOL and you might hurt yourself
Outcome: He will pick you up and ask you “Hey Princess, are you feeling okay? Let me carry you to the nearest hospital”
Then I will let you girls handle the rest. Don't disappoint me girls 🤠 😏
方法二:假裝在你心儀的男生面前滑倒
功效:100%
警告:他可能看不見你,你可能明天摔傷不能上班
成功結果:他會公主抱起你,然後問:『小公主,你沒事嗎?讓我抱你到附近的醫院吧』
(我開始有點懷疑自己給大家的建議lol 😏)
Tip 3: Do not say you learnt this from Swag Princess
If the guys know you learn the tips from me, they might get mad and downvote me LOL 😜
方法三:千萬別說你是從我身上學的 :P
因為他們會來打我lol 😜
Just kidding!! See you are smiling now 😆
Hope you guys have a great Tuesday night!
開玩笑了,不要學啦! 看看,你現在在笑😆,晚安了~
Follow me @swagprincess 💋
記得要加我 @swagprincess 💋