It's a special day for the animals today. It's their day. So stop grabbing the dog by the pussy, be sweet to the parakeet and stop being an ass to an ass. Some people decide to make it a vegetarian day, and I'm fine with that. It's none of my business. Don't wanna eat meat today? Then don't eat it. I'm totally fine with that.
Buying a bone for the dog, pour some extra milk for the cat? Great. Pet those pets, spoil them, love them it's all good.
What's not good is the love of some people for their animals, when it's getting out of hand. And I don't wanna mention certain things that normally should be done in the bedroom. I think it's like crossing a line. Keep your hand to yourself. Or try to be really brave and have oral sex with a crocodile, that's the thug life, go ahead.
Also some of the people, I don't say that they are all blond and way too rich, are treating their pets like puppets.
Don't put dresses on them, idiots! You are wearing the fur of animals and put human clothes on your pets. Are you retarded?
Also that nailpolish thing with animals, cut that shit.
Let animals be animals. Buy a doll, reproduce. Oh wait, no, after thinking about it, certainly not reproducing those shitheads. Buy a doll, just buy a doll. They are good to use for every sick idiot who wants to do whaterever with them. Be nice to animals, leave them alone.
This story is approved by Grumpy cat.
Source; Ubsplash - Alex Guillaume