📰 Evil People News — Episode 1: Food Prices Reach Enlightenment
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Tonight on EPN: grocery prices achieve sentience, lettuce refuses coupons, and economists lose their last shred of optimism.
💀 What Is EPN? 💀
Welcome to EPN (Evil People News) a fake news network for the modern apocalypse.
Each episode delivers a dark satire news clip on the state of the world: serious tone, absurd truth.
No politics.
No preaching.
Just deadpan comedy wrapped in a dystopian news broadcast.
⚙️ Behind the Scenes
This project started as an experiment:
“Could I make fake news that feels more believable than real news?”
Turns out....yes, easily!
I use AI voiceovers, glitch visuals, and soon: on-the-scene "live" reporting skits!
The goal: mix absurd realism with the tone of a broken broadcast system calmly reporting humanity’s meltdown.
📺 Upcoming Stories
- Adults Take Over Trick-or-Treating
- AI Starts Union, Demands Better Humans
- New Dating App Matches Users by Mutual Despair
Follow me for weekly EPN drops! Same deadpan delivery, new ridiculous reality!
⚠️ Disclaimer ⚠️
Everything on EPN is parody and satire.
Any resemblance to actual people, governments, or economic policies is purely terrifying coincidence.
EPN: Because someone has to report the nonsense.
