I have bad news, people. Very bad. Like I have been telling you over the last years, today, as with every other day, “the system” will screw us over. The markets are about to collapse and chaos will overtake us. Virgins will be thrown into volcanoes and newborns will be sacrificed to the Gods of Forex. Beware!
Panic!
Panic, damn it. Panic over the charts I am throwing onto your face. Look at the red bars plummeting and how disproportionate they are to the green ones. Observe how my random correlations rhyme with some other random parametres from the previous time the economy concluded a circle.
Buy metals because it’s a solid investment. I mean, you can feel this shit in your hand! All other commodities are manipulated. You hear me? All the rich guys that are controlling your life are buying metals. When the economic collapse happens because of those fuckers, you will have your precious metals and be in a marginally better position than the ones around you starving.
A new world (that is not going to be so different from this one) will emerge!
You will be rich!
You want to change the system?
Be part of it!
Did I mention that you should buy metals? Buy precious metals damn it! I bought some too. Store your precious metals in bulk. When the economic collapse happens you will be able to throw them at each other for defence purposes since exchanging them for vital commodities will be useless. Store your shiny things. Upon a massive collapse people would give you their food and supplies for your precious yellow bars. They will deepthroat them until their stomach reaches maximum capitalization.
>Follow me as I deliver planetary doom. I am going against the sensationalist system by becoming the sensationalist system myself. I know the economy inside out. I can predict the market because of my superior telepathic powers that foresee trillions of economic transactions that go around every day. Who needs billion dollar supercomputers like those of Wall Street? I know better. My google-searched charts can connect the lines. The guys running the banks know nothing.
I have been telling you all these for over the last two years, guys.
Prepare
Like I have been telling you for so long…
Any minute now, any minute…
And when it happens...
BOOM!
I told you so!
