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Do you have a french friend that sometimes just says random french stuff you wish you understood?
Are you traveling to France and are afraid that the natives would talk shit behind your back ?
Are you taking your girlfriend on a romantic diner at a French restaurant and scared the waiter would say bad shit bout you in your back ?
Do you want to speak French and attract women ?
Well this post is for you!
This is your French teacher and here is a list of cuss words that is definitely going to impress your girl and make your French friend think twice before he talks bad behind your back!
Putain : means fuck preferably used during sexual intercourse or in bad situations; it's prounounced " Pew Ten " like saying " Pew Di Pie" but replace the " Di Pie " by "Ten".
Merde : means "shit" used in the toilet or when actually stepping on shit, no it litteraly means shit! It's prounounced " Meh rd" the "rd" like when you say " third ".
Abruti : means "dumbass" should be used when insulting your loud neighbor or your favorite soccer player for missing a goal; it's prounounced " Ab ru " like the ru from " guru" and " ty " not " tie " but " tea ".
Fils De Pute : means " Son Of A Bitch " usually used when addressing someone that's owes you money; it's prounounced " Fils like Kiss but with an F " and "De like Two but with a D " and " Pute like Cute but with a P ". So far we got an F for fuck a D for Dick and a P for penis and that wasn't even made on purpose... Or wast it ?
Frittes Omlettes : means "assface" and ... Naah I'm just messing with you! It means French fries!
Vas te faire foutre : means " Go Fuck yourself" pretty useful to insult random annoying people; prounounced " Va Te " the "Te" is prounounced like " Two " and " faire " like "fer "and " foutre " as it's written.
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