Okay!! Let's put smiles on our faces. I had a long day today, so I decided to do a little comedy to ease up. Someone might also need this.

Note: Please do not read through if you're allergic to laugher.

Me and the parachute seller

I needed to go for a sky-diving expedition, so I had to buy a parachute. When I got to the showroom to buy the parachutes; I asked the following questions (You wouldn't blame me for sounding like a novice, I hadn't used a parachute before then). Here's the conversation we had:

Samminator: Hello Mister, I would like to purchase a cool parachute.

Seller: Welcome sir. We have various brands of parachute. Forgive my curiosity; what do you want a parachute for?

Samminator: I want to go for sky-diving stunts, but I don't want to fall hard and break my spine.

Seller: Okay, here's the one that would suit you

Samminator: How do I use the parachute?

Seller: Just jump off from the cliff of the mountain and press the yellow button to release the chute.

Samminator: Oh, okay.. What if I press the button in mid-air and the parachute doesn't open?

Seller: Just come back sir, I will give you a replacement?

Samminator:... :(

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Quick question before I wrap up

Who is drunk here?

Samminator: Hey pops, how do I know when a dude is drunk or something?

Dad: Come son, look at that single coconut tree over there, a drunk dude will see two coconut trees.

Samminator: Single coconut tree? Thought there are five coconut trees there?

Passerby: Is that not a cashew tree?

Thanks for reading laughing

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