An Aeroplane cleaner was cleaning
the pilot's cockpit when he saw a
book titled, "HOW TO FLY AN
AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS.
Volume 1
He opened the 1st page which said: "To start the engine,
press the red button.." He did
so, and the airplane engine
started.. He was happy and
opened the next page...: "To get the airplane moving, press the blue button.." He did so and the plane
started moving at an amazing
speed... He wanted to fly, so he
opened the 3rd page which said:
"To let airplane fly, please press
the green button.." He did so and the plane started to fly...He was excited...!!
After 20 minutes of
flying, he was satisfied and
wanted to land so he decided to
go to the 4th page... and page 4
says; "To be able to know how to land a plane, please purchase
Volume 2 at the nearest book
shop! "
He will be buried tomorrow.
never attempt anything without complete information...