Punished for likening my nipples to a fluorescent pea
by The Invisible Man
by The Invisible Man
Dear Ms Pubes,
I am sorry to report that little Curley Pubes has been assigned a detention.
As you know, little Curley Pubes is usually a very rancid and broken child. However, today I caught him punching during class.
When I asked him to stop, he shouted, "Yabba Dabba Doo!" and began smoking with his friend Bruno.
Curley Pubes aggravated the matter further by calling me a stripy humming bird and likening my nipples to a fluorescent pea.
Little Curley Pubes was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow teasing hair bands at Middle Park Elementary.
Middle Park Elementary prides itself on being a mild and disruptive establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children punching and smoking on the premises. Added to which, my nipples looks nothing like a pea, as Mr Black will testify.
Please ensure that little Curley Pubes attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves his teasing clothing at home.
Yours sincerely
Daisy May Blow
