Stupid Questions 108

American actress and singer Anna Cooke Kendrick, the ol’ “Bait N’ Tackle”, and even performing “Arabian Goggles” on the “Squad” member of your choice aren’t mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than more stupid questions. Here is the newest batch, dudes and dudettes:

Lee E. asked: “What would happen if I woke up and nobody knew who ABBA was?”

Do the people who say “God darn it” really think God darns?

How come there’s a greeting card section for new babies? Do they come some other way?

Are you left or right eyed?

Why is the word for “a fear of long words,” hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL not get? (If it helps at all, here it is in Espanol: Que parte “ilegal” no lo entiendes?)

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one?

Would you even care if I failed to include pictures of lesbians here?

Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Where is the egg in an egg roll?

If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

Why don’t black folks get white tattoos?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Are you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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