Stupid Questions 109

American actress and singer Piper Curda, “Bear Claws” and “Ballsacking” are not mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than more stupid questions. Here is the newest bunch, guys and dolls:

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Has anyone ever even tasted a flavored condom?

Did you know Yahoo has a group for people into nose-picking and two for “sexy babes farting” but none for girls belching?

On a related note, is there any woman’s part or bodily function (other than belching apparently) to which guys would not pull their pickles?

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL not get? (If it helps at all, here it is in Espanol: Que parte “ilegal” no lo entiendes?)

Tom Dwww.Bigdaddyroadshow.com contributed this one: “If unvaccinated American kids are not allowed in public schools, why would we import millions of unvaccinated immigrants?

How often do women get skid marks on thongs?

Do people into brown showers enjoy them at home and then clean up afterwards or do they just save that for hotel rooms and tip the maid heavily?

Would you even care if I failed to include pictures of lesbians here?

Do people who ride bikes to work just work sweaty or do they put clean clothes on over their sweaty bodies?

Have you noticed the occasional references to women’s feet?

Instead of candy, wouldn’t it be easier to take, say, cabbage from a baby?

What is the slang term for Smurfette’s vagina? (“Smuff”)

What cd is in your cd-player right now?

Are you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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“Where To Now, St. Peter?” (I got nothing.)

“Is This it?” (Almost)

“Now That We’ve Found Love (What Are We Going To Do With It?)” (Get a room?)