Stupid Questions 111

American actress and model Cameron Diaz, a “Blumpy” and “the Bronco” aren’t mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than stupid questions. Here is perhaps the last bunch, guys and dolls:

Do some of you actually secretly enjoy a woman’s feet?

Did you ever meet someone online whose politics were horrible but you want to do the horizontal hokey-pokey with him/her so badly that you’ve decided to put up with all the partisan bullsh*t until you get to have that “dirty dance”?

Did you drinkers know that according to chemistry alcohol actually IS a solution?

Hey, California! What happens if an illegal alien uses a straw in a sanctuary city?

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL not get? (In Espanol: Que parte “ilegal” no lo entiendes?)

Do you see a lot of kids these days being allowed to do things that you just know you would have been slapped for doing? (I blame part of it on smartphones and some of it on the almost encouragement-level acceptance of teen moms and single parent homes.)

Would you even care if I failed to include pictures of lesbians here?

“Better safe than sorry” might be true but isn’t “sorry” sometimes more fun?

Did you ever try to sneak out a fart in a public place only to discover your butt can quack like a duck?

Is there any kinky sex act that Asian businessmen will definitely not pay for and Asian gals will not provide?

Are you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“Who’s Zoomin’ Who?” (What exactly is “zoomin’” anyway?)

“(Can Anybody Find Me) Someone To Love?” (How much does the job pay?)

“Where Do The Children Go?” (No joke here. It’s just an old fave of the folks back home.)

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