Stupid Questions 119

American singer-songwriter Katy Perry, “The Corkscrew” and “Corn” are not mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than more stupid questions. Here is perhaps the last bunch, guys and gals:

Does anyone ever Google up the definitions of the terms in quotes in the intros? (Not that I am saying you should . . .)

Russell contributed this one: “If we are going to remove ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’ due to the use of the ’N’ word, how many rap albums are going with it?”

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys really STILL not get? (Or In Espanol: Que parte “ilegal” no lo entiendes?)

Holly G contributed this one: “Know why President Trump holds his rallies at night? Because his supporters all have jobs.”

How is it that MDC could fire off multiple shots at John Lennon and not one even grazed Yoko Ono's vocal chords?

Is it weird that I want to go to the DMV and tell people I am there “just waiting for my credit score to increase” just to see if they get the joke? (Do any of you readers get the joke?)

Would you even care if I failed to include a couple of lesbians here somewhere?

"Why do women who are married or "in relationships" HIDE that part of their profile from guys trolling Facebook? Do they not understand that there would be fewer guys checking them out . . . or do they LIKE all that extra attention even though they are supposedly taken?"

Are you tired of these stupid questions yet? (I hope not. As it turns out, there’s enough material for yet another edition of the series.)

“Why Are We Here?” (Do I look like God to you?)

“Why Didn’t Rosemary?” (Why didn’t Rosemary what?)

“Who Is The Man?” (I am, of course!)

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