I can make this photo worse. I can add a little more depravity to the level's that I have sunk.
What makes this worse, the new low that I am taking you to is this: my wife is blind. Not partially sighted or needing thick glasses, she is properly blind.
Now, we are a robust couple and take most things in our stride, we walk through crowds of people hand in hand. We have developed our own invisible language between our hands and I can communicate the terrain in front of her without thinking about it. We have walked hand in hand for more than twenty years. We have climbed mountains, sailed boats, fallen off tandem bicycles and a myriad of other fun stuff. We have seen the best of times and the worst of times together. We have laughed and cried in unity - inseparable, indomitable.
However, there are rare times times when I fuck up and get it wrong. She had an absolute froth coming from the side of her mouth, raging spaz-out at my joke above.
My conclusion?
It's official - my wife has abso-fucking-lutely no sense of humour! :)
I nominate and
to wreak their revenge upon my unworthy gender.
The photograph is my own.