COMEDY OPENMIC ROUND 10 - "Pirates" by Hive account@alexnpianomusic

A SAILOR and a PIRATE are in a BAR and they begin to count their adventures in the seas. The sailor watches that the pirate has a wooden leg, a hook in his hand and a patch in his eye and asks the pirate: "And how did you end up with that wooden leg?"

The pirate replied: "We were in the middle of a storm and a wave threw me into the sea, I fell among a lot of sharks, While my friends were taking me a shark, I took a bite out of my leg."

"Wow!" Replied the sailor. "And what happened to you in the HAND, why do you have that hook?" "Well ..." replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and while we were fighting with our swords against the other sailors, an enemy cut my hand."

"Incredible!" Said the sailor, "And what happened to you in the EYE?"

"A dove was passing by and droppings fell on my eye."

"Did you lose your eye for a pigeon droppings?" Replied the sailor incredulously.

"Well ..." said the pirate, "it was my first day with the HOOK"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

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