OMG I'm so excited!
It's going to happen!
Soon! So soon!
And I can't wait to find out where it happens!
Who knows where it will happen!
Maybe it will happen on this road:
Did it happen? Did it??
Oh. No, it didn't happen.
Oh well. That's okay.
I shouldn't have been driving on that road anyway.
What the hell was I thinking,
driving a car on a snowmobile track like that!
What a great way to get stuck! LOL!
OK. OK! Maybe it will happen on THIS road:
Nope.
Nope.
It didn't happen on THAT road, either.
Shucks!
OK. No matter. It's OK.
Alright. Now here's a road where I'm pretty sure it's going to happen!
It's just got to happen on this road right here:
No. Dammit.
It didn't happen on that road, either.
Doesn't look like that road gets much traffic anyway (not counting the plows of course LOL),
so I'm kinda glad it didn't happen there,
because there wouldn't have been anyone around to party with.
This next road is definitely going to be THE road (where it happens):
No.
No.
No,
No,
NO.
We're getting close but still NO.
That was not THE road where it happens, apparently.
P.S. Who goes 20mph in the backcountry? Not Brandt, that's for fuckin sure. The devil don't go no 20mph, neither, and that's for fuckin sure, too.
THIS IS IT
THAT WASN'T IT
BUT THIS IS
THAT WASN'T IT, neither,
BUT THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT —
. Are those even real Steemit accounts? I feel like I forgot to do something here. Did I forget to do something for ? I'm pretty sure I forgot SOMETHING. What did I forget? OMG