I'm going to buy 2 SBI for the person who gets closest to the actual price of each of these: to be announced in next week's round.
How long will this contest run?
As long as I can keep it dumb, of course.

Everything here is 100% certified flea market useless crap!

but everything has a price, am'right?

SO WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR SOME OF THIS?

.....ITEM NUMBER 1.....

CRAWLING CLOWN

Why is this clown crawling?
So it can get across the floor to your bed without you noticing, of course!
He's got a knife in his pocket, I can tell.
In other news, this might be Ronald McDonald fallen upon hard times and forced to pleasure people with clown fetishes.

.....ITEM NUMBER 2.....

PARACHUTING CLOWN

Ready to parachute from the ceiling directly into your nightmares!
Can't figure out where to put the clown in the guest room so that your grandkids can never hide from it?
How about directly above their pillow?
This is the airborne division of clowns, specially trained in cov-ops infiltration from your earliest childhood memories clear up until your therapy session last Wednesday.

Put your guesses for item number 1 and item number 2 in the comments!

These are the prices for last week’s items:

@Crittercrats wins 1 SBI for item one, being the FIRST to guess $15.00.
Have you ever watched The Price is Right? Don't be the person guessing the same number as the person before you =D
@Sidekickmatt wins 1 SBI AGAIN for his guess of $27.99 for item two. Dude, I think you DO have some sort of useless "guessing the price of stupid crap" superpower.
Hive account@artonmysleeve you get the crowd's sympathy for being the most unlucky participant, guessing the exact price of an item, down to the cent, but submitting it for the wrong item.
Next week the prizes will be 2 SBI for each item winner! So keep your guesses coming in!

Here are some other contests being run by excellent Steemians
Hive account@veryspider is running Team of Two contest, where you find an artist/writer to collaborate with on an entry.
Hive account@dollarsandsense runs "definitely not a cards against humanity" contest to fill in prompts with random Wikipedia articles
Hive account@corpsvalues is running Cartoon-off/Caption this to either draw an original cartoon or caption one.

I’d like to nominate my WINNERS Hive account@sidekickmatt and Hive account@crittercrats to keep creating hilarious cartoons just like you are doing.
All of you comedyopenmic folks really ought to check out what these two amazing artists do every week.