My freaky Introduce your self
Hi guys! I'm María Grazia, I'm new to Steemit and I thought maybe it would be a good idea to make my presentation with a joke. I have many friends who comment on this contest and how much fun it is, so this is my first participation xD
First, I want to start with my family. My father was an alien from the planet Vulcano xD came to earth and made my mother pregnant. Then he went to other planets to get more women pregnant (That damn son of a bitch, leaving children all over the universe xD) My mother was 20 months pregnant and I finally got out of her womb
when I finally got out of my mother's womb xD I ate all the doctors who helped with the birth xD Mmm let's say I was born hungry Muajajaja. After that my mother left me in a river, I was taken by the river and I found some people who put my name Moses xD I told them I did not come from the bible, that I was an alien xD so I ate that people too (They wanted to give me name of male OMG!)
After that I found work as a security guard in a nightclub xD uninvited people were devoured by my xD With my skills to scream and bite ers an easy job for me. Sometimes I look at the stars and I think if the moon is made of cheese xD Maybe in Australia the toilet will turn to the other side... I hope someday to get a job as a risk double of Alien xD
