This is my first entry for the Comedy Open Mic Round 13 and since I run sick and forget about nominating 2 people like I don’t know, everytime?, I would quickly like to nominate 
Right to Speech
“Come have a look,” I said to my sister on Wednesday morning. The early morning drizzles were at their annoying best and girl hinged on their continued chaos going on long enough to turn down my offer. Now I think about it, I wish it did.
I have been enjoying this place (IT Start-up) for the past few weeks for a lot of reasons. Chief of which is meeting new people, tricking them into friendship and finally, the fun part: dissing them to shreds.
Everyday.
In the midst of the excitement, I lost myself and invited my sibling.
Had fun as usual on the said day, my clowning best and all, though the curse words kinda doubled down for biological reasons.
Well, it is Thursday, a new day, every other day I hoped, till a fellow intern asked me: “will you say the same thing to your sister?” right after I gave out a sound advice on how easy it would be for her (the intern) to make money since should won’t stop complaining of scarcity of naira notes.
Before noon, even the full time staffs have joined in the bandwagon of using a dude’s sibling as a shield/question to defend them fired shots from my mouth.
Apparently I can’ t make a joke anymore. That’s like telling steem Whales to cease jerking off their 100% votes into alternate accounts. They all want me to talk normal or just shut it. Really? Can Donny the Trumpy do away with grabbing them by the twatty?
Exactly.
Learn my lessons folks. If you don’t have a sibling, thank the stars and galaxies, and if you do? Disown them. Oh wait, you could make it more profitable by selling them. You be overcoming your troubles and still making cool cash in the process.
Siblings are bad news. Cant jerk off when they around. Cant steal meat from the pot when they awake and now, can’t use my mouth the only way I know how except getting down.
God dammit.