Dang! I missed it! I totally could have helped out, Hive account@johnkingwriter.

There was a young man from Benducket
Who brought dinner home in a bucket.
”We love KFC!” said the children with glee,
While the wife said “Thanks, but go suck it.”

Okay, maybe it wouldn’t have rescued him from his plight, but a little levity may have been in order?