Comedyopenmic Enrty 1: Everything under Control by 
The owner of a large farm has to make a long trip. so he takes the decision to leave his oldest worker in charge.
owner: my loyal assistant, I'm going on a trip, I leave you the most precious treasure I have.
assistant: quiet boss, trust me.
owner: in what reaches my destination I will call you to know how everything is going.
helper: ok boss.
after two days the boss calls his assistant
owner: alo, how are you friend? How is everything going on the farm?
assistant: everything under control boss, everything in order. the only thing was that his dog died.
owner: My dog died! How did my dog die?
assistant: crazy dog that began to eat the horse burned.
owner: horse burned? How did my horse burn?
assistant: mmm well boss, when the farm is burned.
owner: did my farm burn? How did my farm burn?
helper: Mmmm well boss, at the funeral of his mother a candle fell and burned everything
Owner: My God! my mother. noooooooooo !!!