Hi guys, here is my first entry to @Comedyopenmic in the round 17.
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Once upon a time, a different story...
It was a sunny day, the birds were singing but I did not understand them and it is obvious because if I understood them I would be crazy.
I woke up wanting to continue sleeping, thank God I'm not the sleeping beauty, if the prince kisses me, I hit him for waking me up.
My friends have psychological traumas with men due to the loss of their parents:
Snow White: She went to live with 7 men, does not tell the true story, married with they 7 and is very happy. But as many children follow her on Instagram, she can not reveal the truth.
Cinderella: She always wants to get attention and in a night of drinks she told me the truth. The prince does not want to kiss her because I wanted to go "step by step". He was very upset because that "step by step" is from another era and threw the shoe over his head. He look for her only to pay for the clinic's expenses.
The little Mermaid: Always breaking the rules. She escape to see the men, ignores his parents and collects unknown objects, it is rumored that it is "Drugs" white snows told me, but I still do not know
As you can see, all my friends are crazy. I am different, I work, I speak 2 languages and I am happily single. Up my castle is colored "Red" because I'm dating the big bad wolf. We both like the film "Fifty shades of Grey" and decided to place several "red" rooms.
We have nothing formal, but I admit that it is better than the prince I was with. Look better, listen better and eat much better.
My name is Elsa and yes, I do not freeze everything anymore. That caused it because my sister was like my friends "Crazy for men"and I was filled with a lot of anger that was she so stupid!
Since freezing my sister, I realized that I had anger problems and went to the psychiatrist. I placed myself in group therapies and it was there where I learned to speak another language. I am the only princess who works (I manage the expenses of the castle).
Well friends, it was great to tell you my story, I'm going to work, if I didnt I work not sing: Let it go, let it go...Every time i go to the mall and pass the card without seeing the price of the clothes.