Okay, but you entered this in a comedy contest to try and earn some upvotes and a prize, but in your post you are also holding a vague contest of your own, but don't have any real rules except that people have to upvote and resteem you and ten of them will get a little bit of money.

If it seems like I am being judgemental, it's because I am. I'm judging your comedy post that you entered in a comedy contest.
I only mentioned anything to you to help you understand what I am seeing and to tell you that I think your writing shows promise. I hope you enter the COM contest again, but focus on writing comedy and not trying to buy upvotes from people in your entry.

I don't think there is a rule against that, I am just giving you my honest opinion.