Crazy Pete’s Crypto Conspiracy - Futures Manipulation (Comedy Open Mic Round 39)

Comedy open mic week #39

Steem is full of crypto experts. It is also full of conspiracy theorists... and yes there are one or two crazy people out there as well.

But this is the first time, in the history of the world.... where all of these elements have come together in one person. Please welcome... Crazy Pete to the blockchain (warning, this guy likes to curse)😉

I'd like to nominate Hive account@nathanmars & Hive account@blewitt to compete in the next round. Crazy Pete says.... lets get funny people... for the future!

^{The opinions of Crazy Pete should never be considered investment advice. Crazy Pete is not a financial adviser and has no official qualifications. The opinions of Crazy Pete are not the opinions of raj808. Crazy Pete does not exist... or raj808 does not exist... or none of us exist. It's all a conspiracy!}