If you have ever smoked a bit of weed, or taken something socially with you're mates then you probably have a few crazy stories to tell, here is a few of my past experiences trying cannabis!
The visuals ;)
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My first ever acid trip was the first time I had experienced hallucinations, from Pacman chasing me around the house, to seeing Jesus Christ him self in spilled salt on a table. You could say I've seen it all but the best was when my door shrunk into the corner of my room.. It was like something out of Alice and wonderland.
The Munchies
When your stoned, the munchies can sometimes take over you. all your thoughts, ideas and desires all vanish and get replaced by food. Once I was so stoned I ate nearly 48 Jaffa cakes and a tub of Ben and Jerry's to my self. Sometimes the concept of being full or bloated is eradicated when you're stoned.
The high 'giggles'
This is something I like to call the endless cycle of laughter, you will laugh till you cant laugh anymore. you laugh so much you will end up having abs from all the stomach tenses.
That first bong hit
Taking you're first bong like a man is always a sacred experience. With all your mates watching you and expecting you to start a coughing fit so they can call you a little bitch after. My first bong didn't end well. I handled it well but few moments later my stomach started to reject the amount of dense smoke I inhaled. I projectile vomited all over a wall and by the time I made it to the toilet I had finished being sick..
Freaking out stage!
If you have ever started freaking out from cannabis, or a psychedelic. You probably feel like you're loosing your mind or have that craving that you want to feel normal again. Once I took a space cake and 3 hours into the high I was sitting on a coach lying flat, I felt like I was falling from the sky with the coach. Butterfly's in my stomach even tho I was stationary.
During a festival me and my friends thought it would be pretty cool to drop LSD and go on a fairground ride. This was by far one of the stupidest things I've done. Firstly getting strapped in I wasn't nervous, but the ride started going back and forth as it got to the top I looked down and the LSD changed by point of view, I must of been about 40 feet above ground but it felt like I was in space. The ride started the descend and i felt like an extreme gain of adrenaline, this was by far the most scary moment of my life. This ride I've been on many times before but the LSD changed my entire perception of it.
DISCLAIMER :
I am not aware if Drugs is acceptable on comedyopenmic competitions, if I am breaking terms please let me know and ill remove the tag! :)
But Of course I wouldn't want to promote drugs.. there bad.. sometimes.
