My first Comedy open mic :)
We have all seen the new up and coming rappers rising to high fame through success on sound cloud. Tekashi 69, a music artist coming to fame in 2017 with his aggressive raps, personally i'm not a fan of his music and I didn't know he existed till yesterday. On the late bus home coming back from night out I really didn't expect this to be played by a couple of youths...
At first I thought someone was having a pretty bad argument until I turned my head around and seen them screeching at there top of there voices;
''I fuck it up, I fuck it up, mmm yeah
Shmegular, that's regular, mmm yeah
I hit it on the tour bus, oh yeah
If I'm a player, you a slut, ooh yeah
I told my .38 "I love you"
That my baby, when I pull up she pull up, too
See the, Hermes on the buckle ooh, and a
Lotta bag in the duffle, yeah
Leave 'em wetter, let it rain, nigga
Put the thirty to your motherfuckin' brain nigga, uh
I'm runnin' 'round with the same niggas
Same niggas that'll take a nigga chain, nigga''
I couldn't even imagine what the poor old lady's where thinking downstairs of the bus, it was all to unreal to be happening. However moments later the bus driver stopped the bus at the station for a few mins, he came charging up stairs demanding the the music had to be turned off as it was disrespectful and it he said ' look its 11pm, i've been working all day and I cant drive this bus if all I can hear is 'nigga nigga nigga '. The youths seemed quite embarrassed for a second and paused the music, as the bus driver returned back to his seat and the bus set off again they resumed the song even louder than previously. The bus was starting to get faster with some high revs. I assumed the bus driver was just showing his anger and frustration however again moments later at the next stop the bus driver came storming up stairs and kicked them off the bus. there facial expressions dropped. I gazed out the window and realised this stop was in the middle of the no where and this was the last bus on route to the city, as they got off the bus the bus driver said 'This inst your tour bus ' and laughed like the joker off batman.
