DAD:using his phone smiling as he was going through #comedyopenmic entries
Jack:whispering to Joe why is dad smiling like that.
Joe:maybe he is reading a joke
Jack:or he is talking to a woman i know that look.
Joe: jack shut up,don't say what you don't know.
Jack:i would ask him what he is doing with his phone and bet me he will give a lame joke watch.
Jack goes to dad, and ask dad what are you doing?
Dad:#Steemit
Jack: steam what
Dad:#steemit!!
Jack and joe went to their room cying
DAD:
i nominate 
