Wake up, get out of bed. Dog (Maggie) lifts her head with an expression of here we go, again!
Pull on my shorts and "let's go, Maggie!" Walk down the stairs and out to the car. Open the door and Maggie sits down in the driveway. Exacerbated I exclaim "WTF girl! I do not have time for this! Get in the car! She just stares back at me." and I say "Stay here then!" I jump in the car and realize I do not have my keys, FFS!!!
I run back into the house grab my keys come back to the car and Maggie is sitting in her seat gives me a sideways glance, and turns away from me, as if to say "Forget something, Asshole???"