I just found out about this contest in the last hours, so do not have much time to make a big joke. so I hope someone will enjoy this.
when you are never ready for a big problem then this is what will happen, either get a good thing or a bad thing.
The beetle does not have a tough wing, a pig with a face punched by the ass with pants that never replaced or a pig that feels there is a worse smell than the puddle.