Yeah, yeah, excuses, excuses. Seems like everything I want from your shop has been damaged in some way. "Where's that backstock of Razor books, Hive account@blewitt?"

"Oh, sorry, Hive account@modernzorker dude, they got water damaged."

"I see. Well, how about those Gen13 variant covers?"

"Man, some customer got behind my counter and took 'em into the bathroom. I can show you what's left, but it ain't pretty."

"Hmmmm...total disappointment. Well, at least I still have those Warrior Nun Areala reprints to fall back on, right?"

"Yeah...um...look, I'm still not sure what happened there, but it involved a tuna fish sandwich and some K-Y Jelly, so you probably--"

Freakin' Jersey, man. ;)