Yeah, yeah, excuses, excuses. Seems like everything I want from your shop has been damaged in some way. "Where's that backstock of Razor books, ?"
"Oh, sorry, dude, they got water damaged."
"I see. Well, how about those Gen13 variant covers?"
"Man, some customer got behind my counter and took 'em into the bathroom. I can show you what's left, but it ain't pretty."
"Hmmmm...total disappointment. Well, at least I still have those Warrior Nun Areala reprints to fall back on, right?"
"Yeah...um...look, I'm still not sure what happened there, but it involved a tuna fish sandwich and some K-Y Jelly, so you probably--"
Freakin' Jersey, man. ;)
RE: When DAMAGE Strikes!!!