I did a post asking what people said they wanted to be when they grew up. Hive account@chaseit had the funniest response...

"In the kindergarden I said I wanted to be an alcoholic. I think I didn't know what that meant ;)"

https://steemit.com/funny/@hanshotfirst/when-you-were-a-kid-what-did-you-tell-people-you-wanted-to-be-when-you-grew-up-did-you-come-close#@chaseit/re-hanshotfirst-when-you-were-a-kid-what-did-you-tell-people-you-wanted-to-be-when-you-grew-up-did-you-come-close-20170520t091146669z