I'm in a worse mood than a midget on a crowded elevator. Ask me anything, but don't get yer panties in a wad if ya don't like my answer, remedy or comment.
If ya don't have a sense of humor...get the fuck out now.
Want my opinion on a subject?
Want my home remedy for what ails ya?
Need advise on career, love, family?
I will do my best to answer all inquiries to the best of my redneck abilities.