I had a debate on that subject with a friend a few years back.
Her point was that if a woman carries condoms in her purse, it’s because she is DTF with a stranger she just met; She makes herself available for sex anywhere, anytime and that makes her a slut.
Well, she ain’t wrong. But I’m also in the opinion that you should always be ready for any eventuality. What if you meet Gerard Butler’s double at the mall and he proposes you a quickie in the public bathroom? Ok, that’s a bad scenario…. I hope you tell him to fuck off, public bathrooms are gross… But you get my point. I’d rather be prepared in case I’m mad horny and I run into a rubberless greek God. That’s right, no barebacking even for Hercules.
Seriously, how many of you had unprotected sex because there was no condoms around and you ultimately said “fuck it, let’s fornicate”… Don’t lie. We all took a chance at some point. So why not avoiding this to happen by carrying an emergency latex little friend, discreetly put in the useless inside pocket of that fake Louis Vuitton, next to your tampons or whatever else you keep there.
Eh! you never know….
Call me a slut as you want. At least I’m a Std-free slut.
However, since I have a boyfriend now, I put my slutty traveling condoms away and replaced them with wetnaps… (Anal sex in the forest? I'm ready!)
But please don’t hold it against me, I carry a lot of other shit in my purse for the unexpected.
…..a sewing kit, crazy glue, hot sauce, tide-to-go, a pocket knife (with bottle opener, very important), maple syrup (I’m Canadian Goddamnit, nobody is feeding me that table syrup bullshit), dental floss, notepad and pen for the sudden genius ideas, snacks (munchies can hit you hard)…..and so much more among other garbage.
You never know.