My friend didn’t get time to study for VIVA, so ofcourse, she was scared, shit scared.
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Her turn came and she entered the hell, ready to get fried in hot oil.
Examiner : So you tell me, what should I ask you?
SHe : ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ASK, SIR!!
Examiner : Arre. I’m giving you chance to pick any topic you can answer on. Not everyone get this chance.
She: Ah. Don’t worry sir. I know about all the topics. Just ask me already!! pretending to be smart, but inside -_-
Examiner : Okay then. Tell me what’s the name of 5th chapter of your book?
She confidently: Uhhh. This is question? Easy sir. Let me tell you..the name is“plant breeding”.
“Ah. The best VIVA I ever had. I’m feeling so lucky!!” she thought and smiled ear to ear.
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Examiner : Your confidence is appreciable. But I think you should be little careful about your surrounding,you know!
She : Ah. Thank you sir. And don’t worry, I’ll think about it.
..And she left the room. But when she met her friends, including me, she couldn't smile more and we couldn't stop our laughter !!!
Why? Because it was zoology exam, not botany. Who studies about “plant” breeding in zoology?!
But boy, her confidence!! I would die to be this confident, and that too in front of external examiner! WOW!
Height of confidence? Taller than the tallest man of the earth!