The Iranian vegan ex porn star Muslim camel rights activist who shot 15 Google employees yesterday has been identified as Anis Zubair
After posting 46 videos on Youtube saying that she was going to kill Eric Schmidt for being an evil plate of camel shit who is soft censoring the entire internet to promote zionism and make all truth inaccessible she decided to take action.
(She included a Star of David in all her videos because she is Muslim)
So she went to the Russian online gun store Kalashnikov Mart and bought two Kalashnikovs, paying for them anonymously with Bitcoin.
Google is now calling for bans on Kalashnikovs. And bans on all guns. And bans on Russians. And bans on Iranians. And bans on Bitcoin. And bans on anyone who says "are you people retarded?"
After sleeping in the Google carpark in her T-90 Soviet tank, she went to Google reception and demanded to see Schmidt.
But the prick had gone to Israel to work out how to be more evil so she just shot a bunch of cubical farmers instead. Then she shot herself in the back of the head with a Kalashnikov.
Everyone who saw this was so shocked that they forgot how to take photos, but David Hogg said it was disgraceful that 10 or 15 or 20 or more than 300 employees had needlessly died and anyone who disagrees with him can go fuck themselves.
