To hate the time when we're apart,
To tolerate a stinky fart,
To help make fun of modern art,
Is what she does the best.
To lose in every Mario Kart,
To brave the wild of Walton-Mart,
To daily steal my soul and heart...
Now frankly, I'm obsessed.

@chrisroberts: To hate the time
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