Ask them to marry you
Actually get married
After 5 years of being together, tell her you want to have a kid.
Fake your death.
Move to Canada, changing your name.
To Fred.
Your name is Fred and you live in Canada now.
Ask them to marry you
Actually get married
After 5 years of being together, tell her you want to have a kid.
Fake your death.
Move to Canada, changing your name.
To Fred.
Your name is Fred and you live in Canada now.
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