So i wake up a couple weeks ago seeing kids eat Tide Pods and i really have lost all faith in humanity already. When i was a kid we did wrong and we got our mouths washed out with soap, now these little assholes are eating soap on purpose. What the fuck is wrong with you. Now this week I see these fucktards are snorting condoms.........
Are you god damn serious right now?
What in the blue fuck is wrong with kids these days? When i was a young man we put these on our dicks and fucked people with them. Now they are a novelty item you shove up your nose? Are we so unsure now adays on what bathroom to use and so on that we have forgotten that it is more fun to go hump something than it is to choke yourself with a studded Magnum?
I literally searched and found this man screaming for 10 hours 2 minutes and 52 seconds to express how i feel right now. /give it a listen. Get on my level of disappointment. I listened to this all day at work and somehow I still hate these kids more than this guys voice.
I have 2 daughters and i swear to god if i caught them doing this I would be more dissapointed than if i found out they were knocked up at 15 years old my a trans species, gender queer, midget that was hooked on crack that worked for the circus.
How have we got to this point?
Has it been the fact that we no longer spank kids in schools? When i was a kid we got our asses whooped when screwed up. Is it the fact that we just drug our kids with ADHD meds instead of dealing with them misbehaving? Have we rotted their brains enough with youtube and shitty MTV that this is the new thing? Are they going to be able to sue Trogan / Magnum when they inhale one and it ends up in their lung? Are we going to be clogging up emergency rooms with kids with a glow in the dark rough rider or french tickler clogging an air way. Will the new badge of honor be a hole in your neck from the time you had to have a trach tube?