Ever since I was young I've done some crazy stuff. Climbing trees? Ha! Try climbing buildings, so much more fun. Swimming pool? I see a nice river over there. Hopscotch? How about hop-train?

I never expected to make it past 21 years old. Until I was 22, then I was surprised every day I woke up. I don't live as dangerously now as I used to, but I still do enough self-destructive things that I'm not the only one surprised I'm still alive at my "ripe old age."