I'm having lots of fun with the contests being run here, so I thought I'd try one of my own. Post your best joke in the comments and the top three will split the liquid steem from this post after it pays out. First place takes 50%, second is 35% and third is 15%.
The judging will be based on three criteria:
The joke that gets the most up votes in this post.
Originality - If your joke is original (non-googlable) that's a major plus
My own input
Each of the three criteria will hold equal weight and will be on a scale from 1-10 and the jokes that fair the best will be the winners!
I'm not one to shy away from controversial jokes, but please keep away from racist/ethnic jokes.
Any suggestions moving forward are appreciated!
I'll try to make this a weekly contest and see where it goes. Eventually, I may move towards a weekly theme, but we'll see.
Good luck and good laugh!
EDIT: It's not a requirement to vote up the post, but it will help increase the payout :)