Somewhere in sunderland, little Dan lived with his mother whose father died in a car accident which made his mom heart broken. She found a new lover Nick named "Buggie". Buggie was abusive, he beats her everytime he visited. Dan always cry helplessly each time such abusiveness occurred.

One fateful day, Dan came back from school and saw his mother in a pool of blood with a blood stained knife on her hands and a suicide note. He grabbed her hurriedly but she was dead. He screamed with a loud anguished voice that alerted his neighbors.

The police got involved and saw that it wasn't suicide but murder! Fresh bruises were on her body. The cops searched the house and while searching, they found the license of Buggie on the floor. They surrounded his house immediately and questioned him.
Question: "where is your license?" asked by the policemen
Buggie: "My license goes with me everywhere, in fact, I just used it to pay for some taxes while coming and I kept it in my jacket few seconds before you badged in...."
Police: "you are under arrest, "if you must lie, be brief"
Buggie: "Holy shit!!!"