Contest : Tell a joke => Win 5 SBD!!

Hello fellow steemians!

Joke contest #3 was won by Hive account@robertstewardson! Congrats!!
Time for joke contest #4😁

First the prize......since my buddy Fish the Hive account@beachbuminvestor generously donated me 5 SBD, I will pay it forward:

THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST WILL RECEIVE 5 SBD AFTER 7 DAYS!!

The rules are simple:

1.Upvote this post
2.Tell your best joke in the comments below.
3.Only one entry per person
4.Your joke in Dutch or English only
5.YOUR JOKE HAS TO BE A Q&A JOKE, for instance:

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?

A: Because they aaarrreee!

Feel free to resteem this post: the more jokes, the marrier.

Good luck...and good laughs everybody!