Hello fellow steemians!
Joke contest #2 was won by 
Time for joke contest #3
First the prize......since I'm still a minnow (look at my wallet), I concocted the following:
After 7 days this post will generate author-awards: 50% Steemdollars and 50% Steempower. I will transfer all Steemdollars that are generated as author awards to the winner of the contest after pay-out. The more upvotes, the bigger the prize!!!
The generated Steempower is mine. I need it to increase my upvote, so I can help my fellow-minnows👍.
The rules are simple:
1.Upvote and resteem this post
2.Tell your best joke in the comments below.
3.Only one entry per person
4.Your joke in Dutch or English only
5.YOUR JOKE HAS TO HAVE AN ANIMAL IN IT !!
Good luck...and good laughs everybody!
Peace and love!