CONTEST: Slap the Spammer! SBD prize

Spam is an art. And so is responding to spam. How do you slap the spammer? How do you show them how it's done?
Hive account@diebitch and Hive account@nobyeni are looking for the best slap-the-spam comment there is.

The Rules

1. Write a response to the spam-comment in the comment section below.
2. Resteem & upvote this contest
3. Deadline: 19th of February 2018.

The judging

Hive account@diebitch and Hive account@nobyeni will be the judges. We will be looking at the following criteria for each slap-the-spammer-comment:

• Originality
• Educational merits
• Effectiveness
• Engagement

The Prizes

1 SBD for the best slap.

The Spam

Please comment on the spam-comment below. And make sure you're doing a better job than the reply already there.

The best slap-the-spam comment wins!

ps. This is not a prize for spam comments. To become the best spammer you can be, please first read the spam tutorial.
pss. Comments from those who have resteemed will be upvoted, so we can keep track of who is part of the contest. Higher or lower upvotes from jury members does not indicate success.