Heartbeat,
"My huge, happy, hilarious heart is throbbing tumultuosly, tremendously, triumphantly with a lingering, lasting long lived love for you. As I gaze into your bewildering, beauteous beaming eyes, I am literally lonesomely, lost in a dazzling daring delightful dream in which your fair, felicitous, fanciful face is ever present like a colossal comprehensive constellation. Will you be my sweet smiling soulful satisfied spouse?.

After due deliberation and consideration, I have an inclination to make you a relation. So, if you will meet me at the station with the preacher’s cooperation, we will form a definite combination that is going to increase the population.
Yours in desperation…".